Welcome to my personal website

Like most people I have a certain amount of vanity, which leads me to believe I am a multi-faceted man, full of the hope and glory, the doldrums and the darkness. This website shows me, for better or worse (cos this is a love/hate thing, just like marriage) and you can draw your own conclusions. A middle-aged git with overblown visions of grandeur - hmm maybe, but I am an honest one. If nothing else is apparent from this website other than my honesty then I will not have failed.

So, lets get to the first lie - my age. Actually, I don't have a problem with this, probably because I'm not young anymore and age is no longer an issue. So how old am I, well I'll give you a clue - I'm four days younger than the space age, so you work it out. (If you're really desperate to know go to my bio page for the low down on all my vital statistics). See I told you, I'm being honest about my age already, obvious no, but then I didn't say anything about obvious. In fact obvious will not be one of the more ... well obvious things about this site. That's because you gotta work for what you want from this site, otherwise it probably wouldn't be interesting, just obvious.

The next point is gender. And just so there isn't any confusion I'm the opposit of Stevie Smith. Which is fine by me. Although, if I was the same as Stevie, I'm sure that would be okay too.